Pillfered from the Norwegans~
IN YOUR FACE,

1) Full name:
Magnus Gustaf Zachariassen

2) Male/Female:
Male

3) Were you named after anyone?
The Gustaf is a remnant from my fathers last name, since he kept it after my parents married, and I only got to have ONE o' them... Stingy bastards... D|

4) Does your name mean anything?
"The Great", or "The Large".

5) Nickname(s):
Bordem, Bordy, Swedish, Zacken, Mange, Nusse, ect.

6) What do you think you look like?
Like a human version brown-coated golden retriever... With a goatee.

7) Date of birth:
March 7 1988.

8) Place of birth, and current location:
Birthplace: Uh... Stockholm somewhere? XD;
Location: ... Still Stockholm. XD

9) Nationality:
Swedish- That country that looks like a wang on the euro coins, THANKS TO NORWAY NOT JOINING YOU DAMN BASTARDS the place of vikings and general asskickery.

10) Astrology sign:
~ But the tiny PICHIES can only say BLBLUBBLBBLBLUB!... Aaaand it's SAAAAAAD...

11) Chinese astrology sign:
FRIGGIN NADKICKING DRAGON, beotches! >80

12) Religion:
Agnostic Atheist

13) What's your favorite smell?
Hmmm... Freshly baked bread and... Whatever they have in that soap at work...
WTHisthatImustknow?!

14) Political position:
Social Liberalist

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water or juice... Can't drink milk anymore, and I go into hyperdrive if I take more than 2 cups of coffe a day.

16) Hair + eye color:
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
Some say that I look a bit like Leo DiCaprio. And I say: "NO, YOU an assface. >8("

18) What do you look like?
5'7 feet tall, average build, half-long fluffy hair, big goatee (right now), and two horn-like bumps in the forehead.

19) Any unusual talents?
I can tell what movie/tv show is on after watching just half a second of it. Even if it's something I have never watched before in my entire life. (Had weird moments with that during college phsycology class, when we went through subtle ads in movies by cutting into the middle of a movie at well-placed moments)

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Righty.

21) Gay, straight, bisexual, or other?
Straight! STRAIGHT I TELL YOU! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT?! D8<

22) What do you do for a living?
Preschool/daycare substitute teacher

23) What do you do for fun?
I game, I hang with friends, I get drunk with friends, I go on msn and talk with people there or I go on the internet, get drunk while on the internet, and excercise

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?
Mech pencils are yay. It's sad I've been on such an artblock trip lately.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
Paper, tablets, oil paints, clay, stone, ect.

26) Have you met your grandparents?
All but one. Granddad on moms side died when she was still a wee girl.

27) Someone special?
Oh yas.

28) Crush(es):
Definately.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
MR. T! D8<

30) Current worries:
I wonder if I'll ever be able to do what I want with my life... I mean, I've always wanted to draw for a living. My dream jobs when I was 4 was to either be an artist or retired, because then I could also paint, but now I'm stuck with this job, and I just can't find my way back to drawing for fun anymore... It makes me sad...

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s):
Hahahah, Oh, easy one! XD We haz teh loovely , teh amaazeen (this is also where I leech creativity, she's great for that. XD) and others!

32) Favorite place to be?
Somewhere with friends.

33) Least favorite place to be?
With people I do not WANTS. Unfourtionately, those places are usually in a shortage of rusty hammers to commit boredom-seppuko with.

34) Do you burn or tan?
Tan.

35) Ever break a bone?
SOMEONE broke my collarbone in highschool. Don't blame him too much, thou.

36) What is your favorite cereal?
DO NOT HAZ!

37) Person you cry with:
VINKINGS DON'T CRY, we headbutt wild boars and beat up polarbears with treetrunks!

38) Any sisters?
One, older than me.

39) Any brothers?
One, ALSO older. I'm the youngest. 8(

40) Any pets?
Two tortoises that I've soon had for 16 years, and two lovebirds.

41) An illness?
If allergy counts, then cross in everyone o' 'em.

42) A pager?
Yes. Clearly, this is the 90's.

43) A personal phone line?
NEWP. 8)

44) A cell phone?
YAS.

45) A visible birthmark?
WHO THE HELL DOES NOT HAVE A FRIGGIN BIRTHMARK? If you mean something that shows off a bit more than others, then I have one on the left side of my upper lip.

46) A pool or hot tub?
Pool. I'd rather shower than hottubbing.

47) A car?
Not one of my own.

Describe your...

48) Personality:
Me? – I think you could liken me to a golden retriever- Hairy and stupid, but I'm trying to be as nice as I can.

49) Driving:
I can do it quite well, but always stresses out before the driving exams and messes up.

50) Your clothing style:
Jeans, printed t-shirt, something ontop of that. PERIOD.
Always when I try to buy clothes, I get stuck by the t-shirts. They have like an magnetic power to me.
When outside during fall/winter I usually have a dark jacket of sorts and maybe a scarf. A hat only if it's absolutely necessary.

51) Room:
A bed with a nightstand filled with whatever I was reading/playing before sleep, two bookcases filled with nerdy stuff, dresser, comfy leather chair saved from throwing away and a couple of plants. And a tv that doesn't have any channels.
... Damn digital tv...

52) What's missing:
I miss my drawing table with a lightboard. It took up half my room, so I moved it into my brothers room when he moved out, but that ended up with me never using it any more. )8

53) School:
Evening classes at expensive art school. The thing is that it's so damn good (and it also makes me do stuff art-wise) that I gladly pay for it...

54) Bed:
I has one.

55) Relationship with your parent(s):
Good with my dad, since we can actually talk to one another without getting pissed off at each other after 5 seconds, but it's strained bethween me and the other one.

56) Do you believe in yourself?
No, but that hasn't stopped me from trying.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
OH GOD NO. WTF is up with falling in love with a face/rack/ass?

58) Do you consider yourself a good listener?
I try to be. Sometimes it's working.

59) Do you have a future dream that you would like to share?
I'd always wanted to be a generally acknowledged (comic) artist.

60) Get Along with your parents:
You... Just asked me that. It's about 50% yes/no damnit!

61) Do you save your e-mail conversations?
I don't talk to people throu e-mail. Instant messengers, thou... But I don't save the convos too often. XD

62) Do you pray?
To what?

63) Do you believe in reincarnation?
It would be awesome, but so would riding dinosaurs and being able to watch a match between an unarmed man and a reindeer with a knife attached to the horns. The chances seem minimal of it ever happening.

64) Do you brush your teeth twice a day?
OH MAI U KNAW AVERY DETEIL OF MAH LAIF!

65) Do you like to talk on the phone?
I suppose.

66) Like to eat?
YAS PLZ.

67) Like to exercise?
YESSSSSSS... Running and weighttraining are teh win.
I REALLY hate bicycling, thou.

68) Like to watch sports?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope. 83

69) Sing in the car?
SING IN THE SHOWER! D8<

70) Can you describe a dream that you have all the time?
There's a quiet little agricultural town in the middle of a vast, flat, grey plain. Everything is in a greyscale, and there are parents going to work on the fields and children playing on the muddy streets.
Suddenly a woman, in color, with a toga and a lantern appears at the horisont. She is speaking in a low, soft voice, but I can't make out the words. The more she speaks, a general mood of anxiety starts to build up. Her words get louder and sharper, and the people starts fighting each other. The louder and sharper she speaks, the more horrible it becomes. Men and women stab each other with pitchforks and knifes, and the children are strangling and drowning each other in the mud.
At last, the womans voice has become just a long, earblasting shriek, and the houses and the ground start crumbling, and I'm in the middle of it all.
I've had this dream every now and then since I was 4-5 years old. It has always left me very anxious or depressed for the rest of the day.

71) Do you dream in color?
Yes.

72) Do you have nightmares?
The one above among others.

73) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No, but apparently I hug my pillow sometimes.

74) Right next to you:
To the right: My second empty whiskey glass.
To the left: OOOOOH, Salt sticks!

75) On your favorite coffee cup:
Damn shallow people, don't you know that it's what on the inside that counts! D8|

76) On your mouse pad:
It's an old thing from our first computer back in the late 80's/early 90's.
It's some sorta... Reversed color mathmatical grid.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum:
Herbs.

78) Your brand of deodorant:
Lesse... Axe... Rexona... Hugo Boss... (Just picks up a random one)

79) Your dream honeymoon spot:
Uh... Am I supposed to have thought of that? 8D;

80) Your dream husband/wife:
Huuurhuurhurhurhur...

81) Hiding in your closet:
Shirts, belts, a shitload of old clothes that noone wants to iron (apparently it'd become this houses dumping site for that) and sometimes, one of my tortoises.

82) Under your bed:
Dust RHINOS.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends:
Robert. We've been buds since kindergarden.

84) Your bad time of the day:
5:30-08:00= BADD.

85) Your worst fear(s):
Peanuts (they equal death to me. I've accidentally eaten them on a couple of occasions, disguised as other foods. Dying is not pleasant. Belive me.), being completely alone for long periods of time, and heights.

86) What's the weather like?
It's... Dark. And cold. and the ground is completely covered in a thick layer of hard, extremely slippery ice. Also, the rapist polarbears are out again.

87) Your favorite time of year?
SUMMER. I like being able to walk around in shorts or going for a swim or just... Not having to worry about slipping and splitting your head or having deadly falling icicles do the same to just meantioned head. ALSO, no rapist polar bears.

88) Your favorite holiday?
I'd say... Uh... Iunno! I don't have a favorite!

89) A material weakness:
Games, manga, comics and other nerdery. I seem to collect a lot of stuff.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like:
Mmmm... Salt liqourice and salmiak... *drool*

91) At the top of your "to-do list":
Get my ass into gear and finish a real comic.

92) The hardest thing about growing up:
Having to do just that- grow up.
Also, being bullied and having to fight through highschool wasn't much of a trip either.
... Except from the adrenaline trip from fighting.
Hahahah... XD; Iunno... *just rambling tiredly*

93) A pet peeve:
People putting themselves in the center all the time and don't seem to reflect on themselves at all. WTF is up with you?

94) Your scariest moment:
Lesse... In kindergarden, a girl almost clawed my eyes out when I was napping...
I was almost pulled out to sea by a current when I was 12...
All the times when I've accidentally eaten peanuts and have to run around without being able to breathe trying to find a place where I can shove my fingers down my throat to get it out- especially that time when I was a mile or so from a friends house with her and had to walk around after taking my meds and started hallucinating about scary shadows comming to take me away...
... But other than that, nothing. :3 *hahah... Wtf is this? Bordys drama hour? XD *tired**

95) Your attitude about love:
Thar is no love, only luff. XD

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex:
... I guess swallowing that chilinut (how the hell was I supposed to know that just a peanut in hiding?!) and having her drag my med-hallucinating ass for miles to her house got her attention. Thou that wasn't intentional.

97) The worst feeling in the world:
The melancholy you get when you realize one of your big dreams cannot possibly be realized no matter how much effort you put into it.

98) The best feeling in the world:
Working on that dream and seing it come into reality.

99) Who sent this to you?
I rode in with my dragonship into this memes village, burning and murdering, and brought this back as loot.

100) 20 people you tag:
BLEH. Fuggetabouttha'. Anyone who wants to can do it. XD